An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside.

Octopuses are going to kill us all someday

I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.

Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank

Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.

An octopus in Germany was annoyed by a bright light shining into his tank, so he climbed up over the rim and squirted water at it to short it

Fuckin’ octopuses, man. 



If you are suffering from depression, anxiety, etc. please seek help immediately. 

Don’t just stay there waiting for things to magically become good for you, do something about it. Yes, it hurts now, but you won’t get anything if you don’t take action.

Consult an adult, a friend, anyone you feel trustworthy enough to know of your problem and get help. I’m no expert here, but please please take care of yourself.

Have a good sleep, eat healthy, do some activities, have company over, listen to some music, relax, just please take good care of yourself. 

To Anon, if you’re currently dealing with depression, talk it over with someone, you can even talk to me, I would be more than happy to listen.

But please, don’t just stand there doing nothing, seek help, fight depression for your happiness.

Am I agreeing with a hedgehog’s advice? While crying of how true this is?